Shower Curtians

Sometimes the days here are long and lonely and you can lose perspective. But then I will get an email from our Garrison Sergeant Major. Who is this man you might ask? Well, he is in charge of ALL logistics when it comes to New Kabul Compound. I'm sure you can imagine some of the emails, calls and run ins he has. Luckily he shares. Below is one of his emails I got today:

All,

Seeing as how I get all sorts of issues vital to National Security placed upon me....and seeing as how I've already solved the vital issue of replacing the rubber gasket on the power washer that the local national workers are using. 

(Now at least most of the water comes out of the nozzle instead of pouring all over the ground...another score.)

It's time for the Shower Curtain issue. 

Contrary to obvious popular belief...I DO NOT have an extra 400-500 shower curtains in my locker...strange as that may sound.  I have already issued out as many replacements as were on hand.  So...here's what we can do.  I have spoken with EcoLog...they will wash your shower curtain and have it back the next day.  They ask that you put it in a separate laundry bag by itself.  Please remember to tell the guy to write "DO NOT DRY" on the slip.  I have already tried this and had no problem.  Your shower curtain will come out clean (probably) and life as you know it will continue to be wonderful and care free.

Your Garrison SGM...making the War Zone a better place...one shower at a time.(of course that's when we have water)

Garrison Sergeant Major

New Kabul Compound

The man cracks me up. Oh and by the way we can't use the toilets, showers, or sinks b/c the truck that empties the septic tank can't get to us b/c all the roads are down. Just another day in Afghanistan.

Work Environment

I work for the Joint Programs Integration Office (JPIO) which is a department under Joint Engineering (JENG). As of now JPIO has about 25 employees but with the plan to withdraw of troops that number is expected to jump quite significantly. Many of the positions within JENG will be replaced with Civilians too. Part of my job is to track the status of hiring within each division of our department. We get our employees from two places the Army Corps through the USACE Deployment Center or the DOD through the Civilian Expeditionary Workforce (CEW). We would prefer USACE because the process is about 60 days as with CEW the average time is 4 to 6 months!!!  I’m still trying to understand why we have to go through CEW and I’m not sure if I will find out the answer. In my opinion some kind of crazy deal was made and now we must work through DOD. Sounds like the typical government to me.

The next part of my day is processing all movements of our people. I have to keep track of where everyone is at all times in case of an attack we have 100% accountability at all times. Now in order to go ANYWHERE people have to take a ‘movement’. The movement consists of a bullet proof SUV and two armed soldiers. I process all movement requests and work with the drive teams to arrange movements. I wrap up my day with personnel paperwork such as everyone’s timecards, travel logistics/paperwork, and pay problems.

As for my working space you could call it miniscule. JPIO has about 8 offices. Each office has at least 3 people working in them. Except our director, who is equivalent to a general so duh she gets her own office. But the other two who have their own office think they are that important.  I sit outside the offices in an open area with 5 other people. Everyone has either a desk with a couple of drawers or what most of us have, me included, is a tall hutch without the doors. It has a surface for your computer and keyboard, a small drawer, and two cabinets above your head. I don’t really like it because the workspace is so small. I love to spread all my papers and files out but here you can’t do that. So my desk looks like a big mess.  The other problem with space is that I have three phones and four computers at my desk too! We have to have a phone and computer for the Army Corps, JENG unclassified, JENG classified, and a computer for movements. The amount of heat coming from my desk could warm a small Afghan family!

Alright after reading this back through I’m bored with it!

Let me try and come up with something more entertaining.

Our office decided to have a Dari (local language) word of the day. We are suppose to use this word as often as possible throughout the day. Well one co-worker, who has been here two weeks and every day he tells us he has to lower his expectations (I think he thought he was coming to the Hilton), gave us a Dari phrase to learn.  It was “tabyah shewai bam chayrtah dai?” Of course we all asked what does that mean and come to find out it means “do wires come from the IED?”

Really?!? That’s the phrase he teaches us. Can you picture me walking up to the dude who serves ice cream and asking him wires come from the IED?  Needless to say that was the end of Dari phrase of the day!

This is a picture from our compound. These are the overflow tents that some people have to stay in if they can find them a room in the dorms. Behind the tents is a local Kabul neighborhood. When I first saw this view I was a little discomforted by how close and vulnerable we are. But we constantly have soldiers patrolling the neighborhood.

It's definitely not boring over here...

Ok around 1PM yesterday, 13 September, the 'big voice' (our emergency PA system) went off and we all had to go to hardstands and put on our protection gear. FYI a hardstand are the buildings on our compound that are built to withstand blasts and bullets; similar to bunker.
At that point I got on Google to see if I could find anything out. As you may know the Taliban attacked several government buildings around Kabul. We could hear some of the fire fighting from inside the building. It definitely freaked me out. So I called Dad (sorry dad!) around 2:30 in the morning his time to wake him up so I could cry a little. My expectations for coming over here was for it to be boring and uneventful. So far none of my expectations have been met.
Around 5:30PM we were still in the hardstands with our vests and helmets on. At that point the only information I was getting was from the internet or rumors around the hardstand. Apparently there were some snipers and suicide bombers taking cover in the construction buildings that are in sight of NKC and the US Embassy.  Our Force Protection guys were hard at work protecting us and the US embassy. I am very thankful for those guys.
Around 7:00PM we could finally remove our gear. I was relieved because I was getting antsy and hot. Plus it was hard to concentrate on work.
It is now 9:15AM on 14 September. We are still required to stay in hardstands, wear our protective gear, and movements outside are VERY limited. I have to be escorted to and from my barracks (which is also a hardstand). Our water has been shut down because our septic tanks are full and no one can come on the compound to empty them. Other than that everything is fine. I am very lucky to be located where I am and have great men protecting me.
Love you all!

Group Shot - Before 'shit' hit the fan.

At the Compound

I have been getting your mail and LOVE it! It's nice to get mail and it breaks up the 12 hour days. Sometimes they go by really fast and other times (like today) they don't. I've been a little homesick lately. I think because I'm having a hard time finding friends. I have really nice co-workers but they are all at least 10 years or more older than me. I'm still meeting people though and I just found out that they do spade tournaments so I'm going to try and get in on that. Hopefully they don't have any manipulators like Amy playing :)

When I finally got to New Kabul Compound (NKC) I was first taken to the JPIO (Joint Programs Integration Office) office where I would be working. I got to meet some of my coworker and met up with Christine Altendorf. She is the one who helped me get the job. I dropped my luggage off and headed to the DFAC (dining facility) for in processing. There I got a sheet of paper with a list of offices I needed to visit. For example the laundry service, mailroom, HR, legal, IT services, and things along those lines. The first thing I did was go by billeting and get a room. I was lucky enough to be able to be housed in one of the dorms. Sometimes when it is overcrowded you have to stay in a tent. Once I got my key I went to my dorm. I would definitely describe my housing building as a dorm. It is three stories with a basement, all females (use to be intergraded but people were not following the rules if you know what I mean), and a public bathroom on each floor. The bathrooms have three showers, three toilets, and four sinks. The bedrooms have two sets of bunk beds and three wardrobes. I was placed in the basement and only have one roommate. When I first walked into the room I was a little shocked. It was a disaster. Now don’t get me wrong I am messy. BUT I am not dirty! There is a difference. My roommate had taken over the room. Her stuff was everywhere on ALL the beds. Plus there were dirty dishes, old food & drinks, and a BIKE in the room. I mean a BIKE! We do have a road that goes around the inside perimeter of the compound. If you go around it three times it is 5K. Can you imagine someone riding their bike around and around the road? CRAZY! I was in shock and by this time it was dinner time and I was exhausted and hungry. I went to dinner and decided that my roommate and I were going to have coming to Jesus talk once I met her. Luckily everything turned out cool and we get along great. Her name is Amanda. She is from Nebraska, divorced, with three boys (who are staying with her ex) and in the Air Force. She is a pharmacy tech and works at the Afghan Hospital up the hill from our compound. She has all kinds of crazy stories about how they treat the sick. Basically if you don't pay people off you won't get fed! They don't sterilize their operating rooms. They don't rotate out expired medicine. It sounds really bad.

Now many of you have been asking what my schedule is like so here is an average day:

0800  roll out of bed put on my DCU (desert combat uniform)*

0815 get to work

1215 drop off my laundry or pick it up from the day before

1220 eat lunch

1300 back to work

1800 eat dinner or go to the gym

1900 eat dinner or go to a bible study

2130 finish work and go to bed

Pretty boring. Sometimes my days differ if I have to travel to a different compound or something but it is basically like this.

Some of my next posts will be about the DFAC, laundry service, gym, my office, mail room, and definitely the Bazaar we get to go to. You can buy all kinds of things for good prices. You all will have to place an order! I still don’t have internet on my iPad but maybe one day I will! J 

*in Virginia during in processing i got issued four sets of DCU. However when I got here to New Kabul Compound (NKC) the uniform is actually ACU (army combat uniform). I'm the only one wearing the DCU. I don't actually care but my bosses do. I really didn't want to spend $300.00 on ugly uniforms so I went asking around to see if anyone had extras. People were very nice and I got some to try on. Of course with my luck. They were either to small (I'm working on that problem) or to short. BUMMER. So I had to go online and order some. Oh well I guess I will be wearing it for the next year.

This is the DCU (above).
This is the ACU (below).